Tell Us Your Best Joke Ever!

[Gily]

The doctor comes out into the waiting room for the next patient. He is shocked to see man sitting there with a frog growing out of his head.

The doctor cries "oh my God, how did that happen?

The frog answered, "I dont know it stated as a pimple on my butt"



Hapa tupo kushare mikasa, visa, vituko, vimbwenga au vichekesho ambavyo tunavipitia. Kama unankichekesho chako binafsi au umepitia jambo la kufurahisha unaweza tupia kwenye huu uzi ili kila mmoja acheke na wewe

Nilienda massage Parlor kufanyiwa body to body massage. Nikapakwa mafuta mgongoni na masseuse (mfanya massage) kisha akapanda juu ya mgongo wangu na kuanza kubisugua na matako, baada ya massage kuisha niligoma kumlipa kisa mgongo mzima ulinuka mavi

 

[Hakimu]

Umenikumbusha story za utotoni

Simba leo nimekutana na mnyama wa ajabu anamkia mbele, kumbe ni mmsai anatembea uchi porini

Et mmsai anakimbizwa na simba,mara anasikia vitu vinamgusa mabegani akajua ni simba anamrukia rukia akaamua kumshika na kumvuta mbele, kumbe ni miguu yake speed ilizidi kipenyo cha tairi

 

[Gily]

@Dr santos haha Tanga huwa wananunua injini ya hizi pikipiki mbovu na kwenda kuziunga kwenge vi ngalawa vyao. Nawaza ngoma igome katikati ya bahari Utajua Hujui

 

[Hakimu]

@Gily hahahha ngalawa za tanga ni kama submarine kunakiwanja cha ndege mule

 

[Urban Edmund]

 

[Gily]

Umenikumbusha story za utotoni

Simba leo nimekutana na mnyama wa ajabu anamkia mbele, kumbe ni mmsai anatembea uchi porini

Et mmsai anakimbizwa na simba,mara anasikia vitu vinamgusa mabegani akajua ni simba anamrukia rukia akaamua kumshika na kumvuta mbele, kumbe ni miguu yake speed ilizidi kipenyo cha tairi

Ulikuw unadanganyw kijinga

 

[Gily]

I stole UPT from the hospital thinking it was flash drive